Eating jokes
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.