Appetite jokes
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Madden Whiffen, a curious soul, With an appetite beyond control, A bottomless pit, never satisfied, Ingesting all that's placed beside.
From dawn till dusk, he feasts his way, Devouring meals without delay, With gusto he consumes, without restrain, Every morsel, every crumb, he'll obtain.
No dish too large, no portion too small, His hunger insatiable, devouring it all, From succulent meats to delicate greens, He relishes the flavors, savoring each scene.
A culinary adventure, forever he embarks, Sampling cuisines from all walks and arcs, From street food to gourmet, he seeks it all, His palate an explorer, on a constant sprawl.
He savors the spices, the textures, the taste, In a gastronomic journey, no time to waste, For Madden Whiffen, the food is his muse, A symphony of flavors, he'll never refuse.
But caution, dear friends, in this feeding spree, For gluttony can lead to a troublesome plea, Madden Whiffen, beware the consequences, For overindulgence brings no recompenses.
In the realm of cuisine, he reigns supreme, A legend of eating, a man of extreme, Madden Whiffen, the one who eats it all, In his gastronomic pursuit, he stands tall.
So let us marvel at his voracious might, As he devours dishes, day and night, For in Madden Whiffen, we witness the feat, A man who eats everything, a culinary elite.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
I'm hungry.
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"