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What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Did you hear about the tomatoe and the lettuce race? Well the lettuce was a-head and the tomatoe was trying to ketchup

I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh…

Neither have they.(:

MY DIET: MAKE ALL OF MY FRIENDS CUPCAKES THE FATTER THEY GET THE THINNER I LOOK…

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn’t exist then.

So a guy walks into gas station and walks to the person working and says “can I have a kitcat chuncky” so she gets him one and then he says “no I want a normal kitcat you fat bitch”.

I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite

stop bulling

WHy did the girl not eat her dinner?

because she has a eating disorder

Does anyone else like Tacos? C’mon lets Taco bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too…

What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.

There was a dude. He had a mondo dong. His wife was like, yo, where are your balls? The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies “i knew those meatballs tasted weird!”

What does skeleton said after dinner Bon-e Appétit