Appetite jokes

McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

Bone-appetit!

How to stop bullying?

What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist then.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"

Why did the girl not eat her dinner?

because she has an eating disorder.

I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...

Neither have they.(:

She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?

BONE-Appetit!

There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.

His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"

The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"

What do skeletons say before they eat?

Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.