What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

stop bulling

I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh…

Neither have they.(:

I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn’t exist then.

So a guy walks into gas station and walks to the person working and says “can I have a kitcat chuncky” so she gets him one and then he says “no I want a normal kitcat you fat bitch”.

Did you hear about the tomatoe and the lettuce race? Well the lettuce was a-head and the tomatoe was trying to ketchup

WHy did the girl not eat her dinner?

because she has a eating disorder

Does anyone else like Tacos? C’mon lets Taco bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too…

What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.

What does skeleton said after dinner Bon-e Appétit

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