McDonald's was originally called 'Mac and Dick', so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Did you hear about the tomato and the lettuce race?
Well, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
im hungry
Hey paps, BONE-appetit (just eat your spaguetti)
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
plz look up rainbow kiss- Bill Cosby
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon lets Taco bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Madden Whiffen, a curious soul, With an appetite beyond control, A bottomless pit, never satisfied, Ingesting all that's placed beside.
From dawn till dusk, he feasts his way, Devouring meals without delay, With gusto he consumes, without restrain, Every morsel, every crumb, he'll obtain.
No dish too large, no portion too small, His hunger insatiable, devouring it all, From succulent meats to delicate greens, He relishes the flavors, savoring each scene.
A culinary adventure, forever he embarks, Sampling cuisines from all walks and arcs, From street food to gourmet, he seeks it all, His palate an explorer, on a constant sprawl.
He savors the spices, the textures, the taste, In a gastronomic journey, no time to waste, For Madden Whiffen, the food is his muse, A symphony of flavors, he'll never refuse.
But caution, dear friends, in this feeding spree, For gluttony can lead to a troublesome plea, Madden Whiffen, beware the consequences, For overindulgence brings no recompenses.
In the realm of cuisine, he reigns supreme, A legend of eating, a man of extreme, Madden Whiffen, the one who eats it all, In his gastronomic pursuit, he stands tall.
So let us marvel at his voracious might, As he devours dishes, day and night, For in Madden Whiffen, we witness the feat, A man who eats everything, a culinary elite.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist then.
So a guy walks into gas station and walks to the person working and says “can I have a kitcat chuncky” so she gets him one and then he says “no I want a normal kitcat you fat bitch”.