Custody jokes
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Memes
WTF GOIN ON IN OHIO
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
Memes
Ohio getting out of hand
Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion
Just wanna repost from my old account
repost og meme
Roses are red lord give me peace
Community
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GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more