So, I walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies. I stole one, not noticing my mom was behind me.
So my mom said, "Put the cookie back, kid!" and I said I wasn't gonna eat it. Then she said, "Never mind, I'll get your father." So my mom said, "Honey, deal with your son; I'm going to the mall!" And my dad said, "Son, if you're not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!"
So he went into his room, and I heard the belt, and I was going to run, but I knew it would be worse. So he said, "This will be your punishment." As he was getting ready to hit me, I said, "Daddy, no, please, I wasn't gonna eat it!" But he said, "No, you won't change my mind, little boy!" Then he hit me. Thank you for reading! Stay healthy and stay safe in this time. Bye!!! Read more of my jokes; they'll probably be around the website!!
Jack
Btw this joke wasnt my idea my sister dared me to i promise DONT HATE ME
Mike wazowski
What the hell did I read? I needed to read it several times, cause of the shit punctuation. Also, do you know what a joke is? This is just "haha me have cookie oh no got beat by dad" Where is the punchline? The Twist?
Jack
It was a dare not me actully my youngest sis got on and did this sorry
Jack
Im really sorry for this
Aiden
what in the everliving koalas joke is this?
Gwen
It may not have a punch line but it was funny