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    • A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.

    Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"

    Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."

    Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."

    Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.

    Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"

    The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"

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    • Explain Bear

    Okay, so listen up, numbskull. This joke is all about who should get the kid after a divorce. The wife says she birthed him, so she should keep him. The husband says he's the one who provided the stuff to make the kid, like putting money in a Pepsi machine to get a Pepsi. The joke is that the husband is saying he should get custody because he "invested" in the kid, just like he invested in a Pepsi. Get it, genius?

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