Eating jokes

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

What kind of fish do people eat?

Deep-fried fish.

What do most disabled people eat?

Their arm.

Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?

What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!

[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”

Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”

God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.

When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.

My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."

What's better than throwing up a stillborn?

Making your wife eat it again.

Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.

Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.

It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.

Who likes eating ass?

My Little Pony.

Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?

A: Open up its little legs.

My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?

Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.

One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.

What do you eat out of?

- A bowl.

What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?

One doesn't eat their husband out.