Dont jokes
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."
Don't click the link.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.