Dont jokes
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.