I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
The Irony of the Gym
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. This dude is saying he goes to the gym even though being healthy means you're just taking longer to die. He wants to hurry things up, see? It's like you trying to understand advanced calculus, which will NEVER happen.