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Dont jokes

Friend

    • Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?

    Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.

    Carly (😟): What's wrong?

    Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...

    Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...

    Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???

    Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...

    Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!

    Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!

    Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.

    Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...

    Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!

    Vegetarian

    • Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.

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    • Rizz

    • I just want to say this...

    You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

    Dont memes

    Insult

    • So, two kids argued and insulted each other.

    KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"

    KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."

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    • Mom

    • Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

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    • Murder

    • My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.

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    • Suicide

    • [Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"

    [Me]: "When I what?" 0-0

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    • Water Bottle

    • The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"

    Woman

    • A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"

    The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

    An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."

    "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."

    A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."

    "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."

    If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

    A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."

    "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

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