DOE jokes
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.