DOE jokes
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."