How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
DOE Jokes
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
