DOE jokes
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.