DOE jokes
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!