DOE jokes
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.