What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Skeleton's Roofing Choice: Shin-gles or Shingles, It's a Bone-afide Pun-demic of Dad Jokes Over Here!
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. You think a skeleton got spare cash for fancy roofin'? Nah, they usin' "shin-gles" 'cause it sound like "shingles," and "shin" is a bone they got! Get it now, bonehead?
Comments (1)
Papyrus
I CHANGED MY MIND THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE