DOE jokes
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.