DOE jokes
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.