DOE jokes
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Does breath smell like 🍑?
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?