DOE jokes
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!