DOE jokes
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!