DOE jokes
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
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How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.