DOE jokes
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What does suck a sucking fish?
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.