DOE jokes
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.