DOE jokes

Friend

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

Dick

Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.

Chess

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

Crash

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

People

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

People

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Boyfriend

What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?

"Need help packing your shit?"