DOE jokes
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What does suck a sucking fish?
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What does Stephen Hawking eat?