DOE jokes
What does a mermaid do when she gets hurt?
Goes to the nurse shark.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?
A: Makes a Down payment.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.