whats the diffrents between a ofrfin anda dew 1 gose up and 1 gose down
Does anyone still look at this if you do tell me if I should make more jokes :)
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John & Jane Doe
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said "Sexy."
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Daughter: Dad
Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Dad: Ok
Daughter 2: Dad
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do...
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
