DOE Jokes

what does the A stand for orphan, adopt from the orphan company

What does the F in orphan stand for? Family

What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves

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How many sally's does it take to change a ligthbulb?

None, she was eletricuted.

What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Nether does he

Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?

Answer; Because IDAHO SUCKS!

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

Why does michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.

How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them

Why does an orphans’ calendar only have 363 days? There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie

what does a emo kid say when they wanna hang out *wanna hang?*

if earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country us a 3rd world country?

what does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

NUNYA Business!

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.