DOE Jokes

easports

what does the A stand for orphan, adopt from the orphan company

Cjl

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in Sally

How many sally's does it take to change a ligthbulb?

None, she was eletricuted.

Ohio-Chan

in Puns

What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

andrewgrayson

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

Alzheimers

Anonymous

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Nether does he

Chuck Glisson

Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?

Answer; Because IDAHO SUCKS!

Brokenidiot

in Depression

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

Baby

Anonymous

How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them

Orphan

Anonymous

Why does an orphans’ calendar only have 363 days? There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

Orphan

Anonymous

What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie

Emogirl

if earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country us a 3rd world country?

Nun

Anonymous

what does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

NUNYA Business!

Lovely Perv

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.