DOE jokes
What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.
What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.
What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?
A Del-he-he.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.