DOE jokes
If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?
A: Makes a Down payment.
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
Why does everyone think Stephen Hawking is drunk?
Because he can't even walk.
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
So what does stress and energy mean?
Beer.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
What does William say when he hurts his toe?
"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore