DOE jokes
Now that I think about it, Jane Doe's story actually makes complete sense. If I were dumb enough to show up blackout drunk for a threesome at a frat party, it'd probably also take me 20 days of regret to realize that being raped is a way better look than a gang-bang straight off of Pornhub.
What do Jane Doe and a cheap discount store have in common?
When the shop's open late, inventory management shuts down, but we all know there's probably some sausages in there.
What’s the difference between Jane Doe and a roller coaster?
You can ride both on Ketamine, but only one will get you on the news.
If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?
How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None, he fell.
How does someone with Down's Syndrome vote?
Through a special ballot.
How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just put the light bulb up their pussy and ask you to pay.
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?
A: Makes a Down payment.
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
Why does everyone think Stephen Hawking is drunk?
Because he can't even walk.
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.