What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
DOE Jokes
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How many children does Explain Bear have?
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
