DOE jokes
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
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This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.