DOE jokes
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.