DOE jokes

Dad

What does your mum have in common with your dad?

They are both men.

Police Officer

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for it being black.

Asian

What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.

What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Orphan

What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, if you throw it hard enough.

Blonde

How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?

She opens the car door.

Candle

How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?

Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how many you throw.

Grenade

What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?

They both squeal when you throw them.