DOE jokes
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.