Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
DOE Jokes
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
