DOE jokes

Dad

What does your mum have in common with your dad?

They are both men.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Blonde

How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?

She opens the car door.

Candle

How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?

Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.

Gangster

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?

Kiss

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

Pizza

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

Charge

What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?

They both charge.