Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. It's saying that putting a baby in an oven is like putting a pizza in the oven. But the messed up part is that babies scream when they're cooked alive, which is super not okay. Don't go cooking babies, my dude.