How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. See, a "steak" is a cut of meat, but "stakes" are what you use to hold up a tent. It's wordplay, get it? And here I thought rocks were smarter than you. A butcher is someone who sells steak, so they have stakes. That means they have the meat and the equipment. I am sure that someone as not smart as you could forget either thing, ya dingus. You probably get all your meat from a vending machine. Do they even have those?