Disease jokes

Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

How do sick Mexicans say hello?

"Ebola."

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.

It's a canariel disease, untweetable.

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.

Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.

Two lepers meet on the street.

First says "How are you doing?"

Second says "Mustn't crumble!"

Why is he called Stephen Hawking?

Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.

I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.

If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"

Your bitch has Covid-19.