Disease jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Memes
I don't have any words for this one.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Stand? Wait. No.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.