Disease jokes
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”
The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂