You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Disease Jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
