Disease jokes
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Memes
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.