Disease jokes
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
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Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
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Memes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.