Disease jokes
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
What’s the most positive thing in Africa?
Their HIV test.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"