Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
