Leukemia jokes

What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.

Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

A: Leukemia.

What’s the most common name for cancer patients?

Luke (leukemia)

Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.

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Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.

Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.

Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.

I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.

A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."

What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?

The cancer came back.

- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?

- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!