Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Infection Jokes
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.