Direction jokes
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
The South.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
Guys is this normal?
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