Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
The Homo Sexual was a direct descedant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
yomama so ugly she made onedirection go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly she made onedirection go the other direction
there was a man he took a right he took another right he took a last right why did he stop
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
----> [] get in the door.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
