What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Direction Jokes
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What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What goes up but doesn't come down?
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
