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Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What goes up but doesn't come down?
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
