South jokes
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Me and my 3 friends be like :
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!