South jokes

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"You're too young to smoke."

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.

The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,” he said. "Impressive," said the manager.

The man is given another. “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”

The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, “It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!”

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!

Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)

Here's how to piss off all of North America.

All the United States is, is South Canadia.

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

They both say "Hello children!"

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"

Way down South: "You awake, mom?"

We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.

What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.