What did the north tower say to the south tower? Your too young to smoke
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
What did the North tower say to the south tower. "sorry can't talk, got to catch a plane"
Q. whats an orphans fav south park ep A. the anti family guy episode
Your career might be in the north but its going south :)
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The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"
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when the south tower saw the north tower collapse he say I'm still standing.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
1 like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do but one rule it can be only 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire
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as i am from south carolina i just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about
them slaves taking credit for everything
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Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?" ; and way down South : "You awake, mom?"
We dont got sluts in the south, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower
Here comes the airplane
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them. "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said “we will talk about this when we are on the ground”
