South jokes
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)