A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.
You are my compass, without you, I’m lost.
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar....
A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
whats the definition of rude ?
sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
Sister- why do shampoo have directions
Me- cause God made you
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said "Are you going to ask for directions or what?".
so a blond and a brunet jumped out of a plane . who hit the ground first
the blond becase she had to ask for directions
I'm really bad at giving directions. But, don't take that the wrong way.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
there was a man he took a right he took another right he took a last right why did he stop