Direction Jokes

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME

now you should let your imagination work .... imagine naked Jesus with an direction... and nail holes in his hands ........

What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find his way through the BEATS

The south

Which band doesn’t make music? One Direction

I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground 1st? The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions! ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️

Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

“Yes," replied Hodja.

“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

The man rode away without a word of thanks but he was back within minutes.

“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."

"in chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king"

I mean yea the chess board looks like kitchen floor so-

A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?

The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

my husband is mad that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my stuff and right.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉

A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight

Guy starts chatting to pretty woman at a party Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,

"Who named you, your mother?"

"No, I named myself, she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.

‘BJ Titsngolf’