Bright Future

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

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    Explanation

    The joke plays on the common expression "my future is bright" which is usually a positive sentiment. By saying that the future is so bright that a flashlight is needed, the joke makes it clear that the person is being sarcastic and that their future is actually bleak. It's a way of expressing a lack of hope using dark humor.

    Comments (8)

    bro I don't think you need a flashlight to see where you're going cause your future is already bright.

    You mean sunglasses? Still lol

    Only a flashlight? Man I envy you. I’ll need night vision proficiency 10 just to see my own hands In front of me.

    The joke should instead end with "...I need a Blacklight to see where I'm going." 😉