Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS
The South.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
