Direction jokes

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

So he could navigate his way through the rap game.

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the beat.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Worst joke ever.

My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"

I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"

Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

----> [] get in the door.

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.

Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.

What did the bus driver say to the car?

"What is your address?"

Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...