Direction jokes
What goes up but doesn't come down?
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
----> [] get in the door.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)