My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
Direction Jokes
----> [] get in the door.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
The South.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
