Direction jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"

I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"

----> [] get in the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Worst joke ever.

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the beat.

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

So he could navigate his way through the rap game.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.

Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.

Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...

What did the bus driver say to the car?

"What is your address?"

Which way do gay men walk?

One Direction.