I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
Direction Jokes
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Follow me.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.