My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
Ur so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction (joke from the internet)
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
My wife said I had no sense of direction... so I packed my sh*t and left.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
"in chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king"
I mean yea the chess board looks like kitchen floor so-
Sister- why do shampoo have directions
Me- cause God made you
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
orphans are so unwanted, that when one direction saw one, it went the other direction
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
