Yo Mama Airport Sign

Yo mama so dumb that she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Yo mama so dumb she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

Yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

Yo mama so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

Yo mama so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside she team outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory because she threw away all the W’s.

Yo mama so dumb she sold her car to get gasoline money.

Yo mama so short she leaves for work under the door.

Yo mama so short when she sits on the sidewalk her feet are still swinging.

Yo mama so short she tried to commit suicide with a pin.

Yo mama so short she makes midgets look like skyscrapers.

Yo mama so short she doesn’t have to open the door to get into the house.

Yo mama so short she has to slam dunk the bus fare.

Yo mama so tiny that some people stepped on her and they never got hurt.

Yo mama so short she lives on one of my blood cells.

Yo mama so short you can’t see her with the naked eye.

Yo mama so short microscopic organisms are her friends l.

Yo mama so short I stepped on a soda can and she said you better buy me a new toilet.

Yo mama so short that the only thing she could ever dunk was a chicken nugget.

Yo mama so short that I thought she was a broken Barbie Doll and shipped her back to Mattel, INC.

Yo mama so short that even Peter Pan and the lost boys call her a midget.

Yo mama so short that she can do a limbo dance under the door.

Yo mama so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license.

Yo mama so short she needs a backpack to carry her smartphone.

Yo mama so short when it rains she is always the last person to know.

Yo mama so short that when she does marijuana she can’t even get high.

Yo mama so small she has to ride the kiddie rides at the amusement park.

Yo mama so small she ties her shoelaces while standing.

Yo mama so short her best friend is an ant.

Yo mama so short that she had to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short that people call her ne(don’t)gro.

Yo mama so black that people call her ne(don’t)gro.

Yo mama so short that not even germs can find her.

Yo mama so short she travels on a toy airplane.

Yo mama so short that she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so short that she gets mistaken for a Barbie doll.

Yo mama so short she wears shoes for her chin.

Yo mama so short when a truck ran over her she was still alive.

Yo mamas eyes so small she uses shoelaces as blindfolds.

Yo mama so short that if she ever went missing the first place people would look for her is under the rugs.

Yo mama so short she makes Asians look like skyscrapers.

Yo mama so short she needs a step stool in order to get on a step stool.

Yo mama so short she can hand glide on a Dorito.

Yo mama so short she can sick my dick standing up.

Yo mama so short that not even ants can see her.

Yo mama so short that she do the Macarena under her bed.

Yo mama so short she can do jumping jacks under the door.