Blond Asking for Directions

So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

The blond because she had to ask for directions.

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Alright listen up, you dum-dum. This "joke" is saying that the blond hit the ground first 'cause she's too stupid to figure out where to go without asking for directions. I know you're dumb, but planes go DOWN. Anyone falling out of them will also go DOWN. So this joke implies that blondes take too long to ask for directions so that they get to the ground slower. LOL!

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This delivery was wrong, the blonde hits the ground LAST because she has to ask for directions. ......... Fucking Retard

I can make a better joke 😴