Difference jokes

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy didn’t get away with it...

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?

I don't know. I still haven't found them.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.

What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.

What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?

I don't eat the fruit.

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

What's the difference between anal and oral sex?

An and Or!

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?

A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.

A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?

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