Difference jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?

The blond survived.

How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.

What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..

There is none.

Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.

1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy didn’t get away with it...

What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?

I don't know. I still haven't found them.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.

What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

What's the difference between anal and oral sex?

An and Or!