Difference jokes
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good