Difference jokes
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.