Difference jokes

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

What's the difference between anal and oral sex?

An and Or!

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.

Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.

1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?

A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.

A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?

Leave you answer in the comments. The answer will be revealed in 24 hours.

Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."

Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?

Snowballs!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.

Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?

So, it was you....