Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.