Difference jokes
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.