Difference jokes
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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