Difference jokes
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
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Don't tell me different methods of preparation are the same ever again.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.