Difference jokes
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."