Difference jokes

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?

I don't eat the fruit.

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.

What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?

A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.

A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?

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Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."

Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?

Snowballs!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?

Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!