Difference jokes
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
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One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.