Difference jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
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What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.