Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.