Difference jokes
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
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What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.