Difference jokes
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
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What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...