Difference jokes
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good