Difference jokes
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
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What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.