Elton jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
El, can you grab me that bow?
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)