Elton jokes
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Memes
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
like if you know someone that is emo.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)