Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
So In Prep class, The students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for grandparents day. Little Johnny's friend Little Sally write things like “thankyou” and “You are so nice!” And Little Johnny goes, “What are you doing you got it wrong!” So sally says, “What do you mean, it’s a letter.” Little Johnny says, “Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the Teacher said!” Then he says, “I wrote a J to remind them of me!”
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her drivers test. Mom: Okay, any questions? Sara: Yes. I actally don't know what "yield " means Mom:Don't worry Hon. No one does.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
how do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize
Dont challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion
