Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a prostitute?
A. I respect prostitutes.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
