Difference jokes
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?
The Name.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
What is the difference between a microwave and a basket?
The microwave oven does not explode within the set time.
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.