Mj jokes
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.