Difference jokes

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?

I don't eat the fruit.

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?

A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.

A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?

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Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."

Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?

Snowballs!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.