Difference jokes
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.