Difference

Difference jokes

Watermelon

    • What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.

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    • Difference memes

    Hello

    • When did “yo” mean Hello?

    They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."

    Life

    • What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

    Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

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    • Fetus

    • What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool? An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

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    • Tuna

    • What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?

    You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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    • Priest

    • Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?

    A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

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    • Submarine

    • What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

    They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

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    • Baby

    • What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.

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