Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none you can eat both.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu? One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Me when my girlfriend comes home I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out and her text says yes. Get the whip your out
what is the difference between a pencil and a woman...
at least one has a point
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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first
what is the difference between you and a calendar a calendar has dates
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What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities.
What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for there parents.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama? Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?
Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
Whats the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person, the handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What’s the difference a mistake and an orphan
At least the mistake was loved
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What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
