Difference

Difference jokes

Men

    • What is the difference between men and women?

    Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

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    • Mexican

    • What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

    One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

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    • Frog

    • What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

    The frog might be on his way to a gig!

    Difference memes

    Road

    • “Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;

    Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,

    And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back.

    I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”

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    • Party

    • Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

    Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

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