Difference jokes

What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?

Nothing.

What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?

The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.

What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?

I haven’t banged a hooker.

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.

What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?

Not much difference.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.