Difference jokes
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool? An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.