Difference jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.