What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Difference Jokes
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
