Difference jokes
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What's the difference between a duck?
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
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What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.