Difference jokes
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.