Difference jokes
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.