Difference jokes
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.