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What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

What's the difference between an orange?

A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?

SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.