Difference jokes
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What's the difference between a duck?
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
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What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-