Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead! You probably think that the joke is that the mama is big, but it's more than that! The joke is that the mama is SO BIG that different parts of her body exist in different time zones. A time zone is a region that observes a uniform standard time. This implies that mama's cheeks are incredibly far apart. Get it now, dummy?