Die jokes

The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?

I did nazi that coming!

When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.

One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”

Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.

Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.

If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.

Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.

Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"

dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

Answer: He was born on February 29.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.

My grandpa died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot.

A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.

That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.

That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.

Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."

Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."