Die jokes
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Where do terrorists go when they die?
Answer: Everywhere.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Someone dies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.