Die jokes

The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.

Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.

Why do cows die?

'Cuz they are to beef.

Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.

The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."

I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

When I die, I want my body to be cremated.

And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.

Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his carer lost his charger.

Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?

It took all his info!

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the wall.

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.

Why did the mailman die?

'Cause everyone dies.

I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.

My dad died in 9/11....

He was a good driver.

Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

What do Batman and orphans have in common?

Their parents died.