Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em
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Hey, genius, let me break it down for ya. The joke is that this dude Benny works at the coroner's office and instead of just saying "hello," he's got this whole rhyme thing going on about how they deal with dead bodies. "You stab 'em, we slab 'em" means if you kill someone, they'll take care of the body. It's dark humor, get it? And you, my friend, probably need a coroner because you are so dead inside. Your brain is softer than baby poop.