Die jokes
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I get jealous when my phone dies.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
saddest youtube comment :(
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.