Voldemort jokes
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
Trevor Bauer for President.
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
