Voldemort

Voldemort Jokes

Nose

Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?

Because his snake bit it off!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Knock

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Nose

How did Voldemort lose his nose?

From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

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    Hair

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    The image consists of four panels. The first panel shows a man with long blond hair. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The second panel shows a woman with black hair, standing in front of a green light. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The third panel shows a woman with long blond hair and a man with dark hair standing next to her, both with their hair flying around. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The final panel shows a bald man with no nose raising a finger. The text reads, "All of you stop that!"