5+ Best Voldemort Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Game of Thrones

9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?

Coldemort!

Nose

9 views · OOF · 5 years ago

Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?

Because his snake bit it off!

Rose

3 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Insult

17 views · User 👍 · 2 years ago

😂

A four-panel image featuring Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape from the Harry Potter movies. In the first panel, Umbridge asks Snape, "What do you want, Severus?" In the second panel, Snape says, "I wanted to say something..." In the third panel, Umbridge replies, "Well, go ahead..." In the final panel, Snape says, "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you..."

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Knock

5 views · John Doe · 8 years ago

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

Rose

10 views · AMBER FROM SW.COM · 1 year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Nose

7 views · JokesHeckYa · 8 years ago

How did Voldemort lose his nose?

From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

Vodka

236 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

The only thing I do straight is vodka.

Bean

12 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Beans

Ohio

4 views · ??? · 3 years ago

Only in Ohio.

Cereal

6 views · mr.tinted · 3 years ago

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Bunger

25 views · average bunger enjoyer · 4 years ago

Bunger.

Harry Potter

11 views · #LionGirl® · 3 years ago

The image shows three panels. The first panel shows Voldemort with the text "Voldemort: Avada Kedavra". The second panel shows Harry Potter holding up an Uno reverse card, with the text "Harry: Uno Reverse Card". The third panel shows Voldemort looking surprised or shocked.

Harry Potter

14 views · Centrebro · 2 years ago

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Nose

Swf · 1 year ago

A two-panel meme. In the first panel, a man from "Tangled" holds a "Wanted" poster and complains that the drawing doesn't get his nose right. The second panel shows Voldemort from "Harry Potter" exclaiming, "At least you HAVE a nose!!!"

Power

Why should you care · 1 year ago

The image shows two panels. The left panel shows Hagrid speaking to Harry and the text "You're a unit of power, Harry" and below it, Harry asking "I'm a watt?". The right panel shows a close up of Voldemort smiling.

Couple

1 view · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Me with my honey

A picture of Voldemort and Bellatrix, both smiling. Underneath the picture, it says "this can't be good".

Hair

2 views · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

The image consists of four panels. The first panel shows a man with long blond hair. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The second panel shows a woman with black hair, standing in front of a green light. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The third panel shows a woman with long blond hair and a man with dark hair standing next to her, both with their hair flying around. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The final panel shows a bald man with no nose raising a finger. The text reads, "All of you stop that!"

Bellatrix

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Ew potter

The image shows two scenes. The first scene has an image of Harry Potter with a Bellatrix look alike kissing his head. The second shows what looks like a behind the scene where Bellatrix and another person sit at a table with lots of items on it. At the bottom, there is a text overlay: "Helena Bonham Carter said that her character Bellatrix was afraid of Harry because she couldn't understand how a 17 year old boy was able to overpower Lord Voldemort."

Time

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

The image shows four cartoon penguins standing side-by-side. One penguin, wearing a military-style hat, is labeled "Voldemort planning to kill Harry for the 100th time." The other three penguins are labeled "Bellatrix", "Lucius", and "Narcissa" respectively. There are candy corn scattered on the floor.

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