Voldemort jokes

Rose

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Knock

John Doe · 8 years ago

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

Rose

AMBER FROM SW.COM · 1 year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Hair

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

A four panel image featuring different characters whipping their hair. The text reads "I whip my hair back and forth" for the first three panels and "ALL OF YOU STOP THAT!" in the last panel.

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Leper

Anonymous Guy · 4 months ago

What role does a leper play in the theater?

Voldemort!

Game of Thrones

Anonymous · 2 years ago

What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?

Coldemort!

Nose

JokesHeckYa · 8 years ago

How did Voldemort lose his nose?

From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

Sport

Anonymous · 5 years ago

VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.

Vodka

ys · 4 years ago

Dmitri! Where's my vodka?

Vampire

Old timer · 4 years ago

Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?

Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!

Vaseline

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Vaseline

Campbell

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Campbell.

Nose

OOF · 5 years ago

Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?

Because his snake bit it off!

Power

Why should you care · 1 year ago

The image shows two panels. The left panel shows Hagrid speaking to Harry and the text "You're a unit of power, Harry" and below it, Harry asking "I'm a watt?". The right panel shows a close up of Voldemort smiling.

Magic Trick

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

A still from a movie showing Voldemort and Dumbledore having a conversation. Voldemort asks Dumbledore, "Can you show me some magic tricks?" Dumbledore exclaims, "CAN I?!" The text below states, "...and then, Voldemort swore his revenge on Dumbledore for taking his nose away..."

Couple

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Me with my honey

A picture of Voldemort and Bellatrix, both smiling. Underneath the picture, it says "this can't be good".

Time

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

The image shows four cartoon penguins standing side-by-side. One penguin, wearing a military-style hat, is labeled "Voldemort planning to kill Harry for the 100th time." The other three penguins are labeled "Bellatrix", "Lucius", and "Narcissa" respectively. There are candy corn scattered on the floor.

Harry Potter

Centrebro · 3 years ago

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Hair

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

The image consists of four panels. The first panel shows a man with long blond hair. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The second panel shows a woman with black hair, standing in front of a green light. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The third panel shows a woman with long blond hair and a man with dark hair standing next to her, both with their hair flying around. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The final panel shows a bald man with no nose raising a finger. The text reads, "All of you stop that!"

Bellatrix

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Ew potter

The image shows two scenes. The first scene has an image of Harry Potter with a Bellatrix look alike kissing his head. The second shows what looks like a behind the scene where Bellatrix and another person sit at a table with lots of items on it. At the bottom, there is a text overlay: "Helena Bonham Carter said that her character Bellatrix was afraid of Harry because she couldn't understand how a 17 year old boy was able to overpower Lord Voldemort."

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