5+ Best Voldemort Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Nose

OOF · 5 years ago

Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?

Because his snake bit it off!

Leper

Anonymous Guy · 6 months ago

What role does a leper play in the theater?

Voldemort!

Game of Thrones

Anonymous · 2 years ago

What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?

Coldemort!

Bellatrix

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

Ew potter

The image shows two scenes. The first scene has an image of Harry Potter with a Bellatrix look alike kissing his head. The second shows what looks like a behind the scene where Bellatrix and another person sit at a table with lots of items on it. At the bottom, there is a text overlay: "Helena Bonham Carter said that her character Bellatrix was afraid of Harry because she couldn't understand how a 17 year old boy was able to overpower Lord Voldemort."

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Nose

JokesHeckYa · 8 years ago

How did Voldemort lose his nose?

From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

Rose

AMBER FROM SW.COM · 1 year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Rose

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Knock

John Doe · 8 years ago

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

Hairline

juice wrlds son · 3 years ago

vgvgvgh.

Vodka

ys · 4 years ago

Dmitri! Where's my vodka?

Bowl

Rose · 8 years ago

What do you eat out of?

- A bowl.

Vampire

Old timer · 4 years ago

Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?

Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!

Quote

Ello · 3 years ago

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Nose

Swf · 2 years ago

A two-panel meme. In the first panel, a man from "Tangled" holds a "Wanted" poster and complains that the drawing doesn't get his nose right. The second panel shows Voldemort from "Harry Potter" exclaiming, "At least you HAVE a nose!!!"

Magic Trick

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

A still from a movie showing Voldemort and Dumbledore having a conversation. Voldemort asks Dumbledore, "Can you show me some magic tricks?" Dumbledore exclaims, "CAN I?!" The text below states, "...and then, Voldemort swore his revenge on Dumbledore for taking his nose away..."

Time

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

The image shows four cartoon penguins standing side-by-side. One penguin, wearing a military-style hat, is labeled "Voldemort planning to kill Harry for the 100th time." The other three penguins are labeled "Bellatrix", "Lucius", and "Narcissa" respectively. There are candy corn scattered on the floor.

Harry Potter

Centrebro · 3 years ago

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Uno Reverse Card

#LionGirl® · 3 years ago

The image shows three panels. The first panel shows Voldemort with the text "Voldemort: Avada Kedavra". The second panel shows Harry Potter holding up an Uno reverse card, with the text "Harry: Uno Reverse Card". The third panel shows Voldemort looking surprised or shocked.

Insult

User 👍 · 3 years ago

😂

A four-panel image featuring Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape from the Harry Potter movies. In the first panel, Umbridge asks Snape, "What do you want, Severus?" In the second panel, Snape says, "I wanted to say something..." In the third panel, Umbridge replies, "Well, go ahead..." In the final panel, Snape says, "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you..."

Couple

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

Me with my honey

A picture of Voldemort and Bellatrix, both smiling. Underneath the picture, it says "this can't be good".

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