Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Roses are red violets are blue i thought voldemort was ugly but then i met you.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
