PC jokes

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.

Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?

Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?

When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.

American: How do you use a PC?

Amish: We use a potato.

Epic gamer.

If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?

Sell PC.

Go to Croatia.

Try to fly to the US to meet female.

US won't let me in.

End up in Norway.

Female leaves me.

Female gets arrested by feds.

Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.

Just another day in the defib life.

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.

They took him to PC World for repairs.

Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

His PC overheated.

What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.

My PC.

If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?

If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?

Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?

At PC World.