PC

PC Jokes

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When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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  • Curry

    Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

    Difference

    What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?

    When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.

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  • Day

    Sell PC.

    Go to Croatia.

    Try to fly to the US to meet female.

    US won't let me in.

    End up in Norway.

    Female leaves me.

    Female gets arrested by feds.

    Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.

    Just another day in the defib life.

    Death

    Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

    There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!